Tuesday, November 28

Rear Window

I hate my neighbors. This is no secret to most people.

Not all of them, mind you, just the ones who live downstairs. The Man and the Woman. The ones that, even though they live below me, I can hear them walking around. The chronic door-slammers. The gas-wasting Man who consistently starts one of his vehicles and lets it run for 10 or more minutes before he drives it anywhere. The Man who doesn't own a single quiet vehicle (one is a "larger than anyone should ever need" diesel pickup truck, and the other, a motorfriggingcycle.) It's especially troublesome in the warm months when I have the windows open, and it's 8:30 am on a Saturday morning, we're sleeping, and our bedroom fills with exhaust as the motorfriggingcycle runs and runs. LOUD, it's so loud. And speaking of open windows, did I mention that the Woman likes to smoke on her deck? And remember, she lives below us! Mmm, I love when my whole house smells like smoke instead of fresh air! In the winter, the Woman smokes in the bathroom. How do I know? We can smell it in OUR bathroom. Through the pipes? Through the floor? I have no idea, but it's gross.

They have an Annoying Dog. A big dog, some kind of chocolate lab or rottweiler mix or something. Now, I like dogs. But they like to leave the Dog on the deck in the warm months, so dogs being dogs, it barks at ev.er.y.thing. People. Cars. Birds. The wind. Woof woof woof! When the condo association put out a memo saying that the "decks are not to be used as dog runs" they started keeping him inside. But they leave the window in the dining room open. The Dog is tall enough to see out the window... Woof woof woof!

Also, the Man and the Woman, they like to fuck. Loudly. And fight. Equally loudly. And then fuck again. At first, admittedly, it was amusing. I'm not saying we pressed our ears to the walls and giggled or anything, but...Okay, so we did. But a year later, it's not so funny anymore.

Lately they've been fighting a lot more. Since we stopped listening, I MEAN, from what I can hear, it's been a lot of angry words and door slamming. And less fucking, from what I can tell.

So last week, I noticed that I hadn't seen the Woman in a few days. The Man came and went as normal. (Did I mention he keeps weird hours? He does.) One night, he parked his truck out in front of the building, (and let it run of course) and banged around in his apartment for about 15 minutes. I thought maybe he was moving an appliance in or out or something. But then, I didn't see anything in the back of the truck as he left... Still no sign of the Woman. Then her car was gone the next day. It's been a little more than a week since I've seen her, and almost a week that her car has been gone...

So my new theory is that the Man killed the Woman, disposed of the body, and then got rid of her car somewhere.

What?! It could happen.

Wednesday, October 18

Much happier blog

I like riding the DC Metro. I guess because I don't have to do it every day, it still has some of its "fun and adventure" quality to me. It's relatively clean, and safe, and it's architecturally pretty nice. It's not very expensive, and it saves me the trouble of having to drive all the way to and from DC, and worrying about a place to park, and driving during rush hour, etc.

I have three things I really like about it, that may seem a bit odd...

First, I love the lights on the platform that flash slowly when the train is coming into the station. It's genius.

Second, I like when you're in an underground station, and it's kind of quiet, and there aren't a lot of people waiting for the train. Suddenly, out of the darkness, comes the headlight of the ghost train.

It looks like any normal train until it gets closer to you. It slows its pace some as it comes into the station, but it's still going too fast to stop. Then you notice the windows are all dark, and there are no passengers. The dark car windows flip by like frames in a silent movie. And then the train is gone, and the station goes back to the quiet of waiting. You'll know when one is coming because the arrival signboard will just say "Train" and however many minutes until the ghost train comes by. It's just a little eerie, but I love when it happens!

The third thing I like is the new "zoetrope"-like ads they've installed in a few stations. As the train reaches its traveling speed in the tunnel, and you look out the window, you'll see an ad that looks like a movie playing. It's an illusion based on the motion of the train and "frames" that have been applied to the tunnel walls. It looks super-cool. It's hard to describe, so you can see the link of someone's footage here.

They have that one for Lincoln, and I've seen ones for Target on the Red Line. I think they're fun!

Tuesday, October 17

Pie in the Sky, Part II

Sorry for the lapse. Life's been busy. But Craig said something again last night that made me think some more about those goals...

Two weeks later, the job is still in the air. They've hired the managers, so I'm just waiting for my interview. The other people on my team seem pretty confident that I will still have a job, but I'm still taking the wait-and-see approach. I wanted to start looking for a job but I can't really imagine telling a company that I will need to put them on hold for another 30 days until I have a finite decision.

So that brings me to the problem I'm facing. I can't plan anything further in my life until I know, at the very least, my employment status.

Craig told me the other day that this job is the best job he's ever had. That made me so happy, because I know how much he's really wanted a job that he doesn't loathe going to every day, especially since I saw him at his last job which he HATED. So it means a lot to me that he keep it for a while. That means we won't move anywhere soon.

Looming Unattainable Goal 1: Buy a house

After I lived in apartments for a couple of years, I learned some rules about renting a good place. Don't ever get a place underneath someone else, for example. Top floor only, when possible, end unit, hopefully there's an elevator. Make sure it's got the basics: dishwasher, icemaker, central heat/air, adequate parking. You get the idea. But after the first 5 years, that got old. And now I'm going on 11 years that I've been renting. I want a place I can make my own. I want to paint. I want to put holes in the wall. I want new appliances. I want to spill things on my carpet without worrying about what's going to happen to my deposit. I want a YARD and a garden. All understandable wants and needs.

So where do we live?
In the most wealthy county in the United States. No joke.

Does that mean we're wealthy? Right.

In the last 5 years, Loudoun County's median house price rose from $198,000 to $409,940. Neighboring Fairfax County: from $215,000 in 1999 to $425,700 in 2004.

How do people afford houses that cost that much?? I don't think, in my wildest dreams, we could ever be able to afford that. Not that we'd need too much house either. But you won't find a home here, that's not a townhome or a condo, or a place that's practically in West Virginia, for less than $300K.

To be fair, I haven't determined that perhaps those homes don't really exist, but the realtors don't want to try to sell them. They're obviously not going to make as much money on that house, so why put the effort into it? But I'm also thinking that $200K might just get you some sort of roach-infested firetrap.

Compared to Charlotte, NC where the median home price is still $194K. Some days I really regret leaving...

So that puts my time window for buying a home way into the future. I will have to continue to try and be content for now. Which still means we're getting raped on the price of renting, because if a home costs that much to buy, you can imagine how inflated rent is here too.

Looming Unattainable Goal 2: Have a baby.

Let's face facts: Craig's 28, and a guy, so he can have kids whenever. But I'm 35, and my eggs ain't gettin any fresher! I don't want to be having my first child at 40. And what if he really did get the unfortunate side effect of sterility from the chemotherapy? The longer we wait to find out, the slimmer the chances get that we will succeed.

But who wants to have a baby while they're living in a rented place? Sure, people do it, but do I want to? Not really. That brings us back to goal number one...

Can we afford to have a child? People much poorer than us can do it, so I'm not terribly concerned. How much money should we save? Will I keep working? Do I still have a job? Can you see how this just goes around and around?

Also, I think we wanna make real sure we've done as many things as we want to do together before we put our lives on hold for the next 18 years. Sure, people say that's not how you should do it, but how many people actually live that way? I was lucky when I was a kid, because my dad was a pilot and my mom was a SAHM. So our family still traveled a LOT. I think we could, I just want to know for sure that we're ready. Or at least as ready as we can reasonably prepare for.

We talked about it again briefly last night. I want to be able to come up with some kind of game plan, and because I can't, I'm just incredibly frustrated.

Friday, September 29

Pie in the Sky, Part I

I am categorically miserable right now.

Not with my marriage.
My husband is amazing, and I love him more than life itself, and I wouldn't trade him for the world.
My family is perfect. No complaints there.
My health is questionable, but I'm not going to worry about anything I'm not sure of.

It just seems like every other aspect of my life is in disrepair. I have seemingly unattainable goals, which seem attainable for everyone else I know, but somehow I just don't know how to get there.

This is strange and new to me because I'm normally known as the "successful" one. If you ask my friend Sandy, she'll tell you that I've always been the most "together" person she's ever known. If I see something I want, I go for it and just get it done. No problem. And now I feel helpless and lost and I don't know where to begin.

Let's start with my job. For those of you following along at home, I took my current position last June while I was still living in Charlotte. With a promise of better pay, a more flexible schedule, and the chance to use my more technical abilities, it seemed like a fair trade for having to relocate. I moved us to the Washington DC metro area in December. That was the beginning to a long string of very negative circumstances which I don't really feel like enumerating right now. It could turn out to be one of the worst mistakes I've ever made.

Regardless of my situation, Craig got a great job, which he loves, with people who are super-nice, and an ultra-lax dress code, and only about a half hour commute. We're trying to build him some job equity at this place because after being sick and out of work for a year, then moving to Charlotte and holding a job there for only a year, it's not looking healthy on his resume. So this is the perfect opportunity for him. Plus, he's already being recognized as a valuable employee, and has received a promotion and a raise. It's in our best interest to keep him there.

Meanwhile, at my job, my team is being "restructured." In short, what that means is that they're laying everyone off, and if you want to apply for one of the "new" jobs, and you're in a particular region like me, you're basically re-applying for your own job.
The main reasons I think this happened are:

1. They wanted to fire some people, and in this litigious era, this is the easiest way. I've seen it before. It's true there are fewer fitting/available positions then there are people currently on my team.

2. The team really WAS in need of a redirect. We've had no structure, no real cause, our duties are vague. My boss's boss told me that I was sort of a "test" subject for her when I got hired because she wanted to see what my "training" and learning curve was like with the team in its current state. She said she's watched me struggle, and I'm part of the reason this is happening. Okay, at least that means it may get better!

3. Our team works non-billable hours. They want to start charging people for our services. This may work, or it may mean I have less to do because people don't want to pay. We'll have to see.

Anyway, at this point in time, I am VERY reluctant to start any new projects. What if I do get pushed out of this position? If I've busted my ass for the last month while I'm waiting to be rehired, and they give the job to someone else, I'll be PISSED. So I feel I'm in a terribly awkward position.

And I haven't heard anything for about 3 weeks. We were told they would be hiring the managers first as to have them take part in hiring their staff. That's fine, but the waiting is agonizing.

The real kick in the ass is that I can't quit and find another job. When I relocated, they paid me a sizeable lump sum to cover my relocation expenses. But I had to sign a form saying that I would have to stay with the company for at least 2 years, or I would have to pay all or a portion of the money back depending upon the time I stayed. Now I asked HR, if my job were being eliminated as it is, and I found some other opportunity, would I still have to pay the money back? I was told that I would be considered for the position, but if I didn't get it, I still have 90 days to find something else within the company. If I quit before that 90 days is up, I have to pay back the money. If I can't find anything within that 90 days, I would be relieved of the obligation.

So they basically have me in a bind. Can't quit, just have to wait and see what happens.

Limbo=death

Well, it's bedtime though. I'll be back with the implications of all this, including my seemingly unattainable goals, later...

Friday, September 8

Useless Mental Exercise

Sometimes when I can't sleep, I lie in bed and create mental exercises for myself to distract my thoughts just enough that I can drift off. For example, I picture a blackboard in my head, and write the number 100 on it in chalk. Then I erase it. Then I write 99. Then I erase it. I never get all the way to zero.

Another one is to logically think out minute by minute what I would do if I discovered I won the lottery.

Wouldn't it be great here if I just went: GOOD THING I DID THAT BECAUSE I WON!!!!!!!

I didn't.

Anyway, I'll just go through the process. What the excitement would be like, would I call someone right away, how would I plan for the future?

Well, the other night I watched too much "Miami Ink" before I went to bed, and it occurred to me to wonder, "Why did I never decide to become a tattoo artist??" I have the creativity and artistic talent, and even if I was only half good, there's a portion of the art that's tracing or riffing off other things that have already been drawn. I have the manual dexterity to work the tools of the trade. I think tattoos are pretty damn cool. The work atmosphere is good, you can wear what you want, and if you get good enough at it, it earns you prestige and money.

I guess, and I certainly don't mean this as any disrespect to anyone in the profession, that it would be squandering of my more cerebral talents. I don't know any tattoo artists with MBAs or advanced technical certifications. While they all seem to love their jobs, I get the impression from some of the ones I know that it was a natural path for them because they just didn't have the head or the attitude for anything else. Some of the other ones I know were like, it was this or another trade, like construction or mechanics.

That's never been my slant, but I'm not sure why. How did I get steered into the business world? Because that was where the money is and that's what I thought I wanted?

Then I get to thinking that no matter how many "hands on" jobs I've gotten into, it seems when you get too good at it, the first thing they want to do is move you into management. And so I went. Sometimes willingly, and sometimes just for the money or the experience. And I'm good at it, so why not?

But I guess I've just started looking for other things in my life now, especially having just had a birthday that qualifies for the start of my "mid-life" years. I'm going to keep my eyes open for as many opportunities as possible.

Would I like to get into tattooing? Totally.

Wednesday, August 9

Goodyear? More like...

I have 97 Saturn SL2 that I was well aware probably needed a new alternator, because it was making some noise, and probably also needed a new engine temperature sensor. Craig had a lukewarm-at-best experience with an auto repair place here, so I decided since this new Goodyear service station was down the road, maybe I would try taking it to them for an evaluation.

My hand was forced last week when I went to lunch with Craig, brought him back to the office, and my car wouldn't start. I had a nearly dead battery. Fortunately the battery was under warranty with AutoZone, so that was an easy replacement, and I was able to get it home. But I wanted to bring it to Goodyear to get the voltage checked and make sure the alternator was charging correctly.

Now let me preface this by saying that although I'm a woman, I know a good deal about cars. I grew up around my dad who always had 4 or 5 cars in the driveway, and he always did all his own maintenance, including all the work on my first car: a '71 Monte Carlo which had been in the family since new. He never once dismissed my questions because I'm a girl, and actually encouraged me to work along with him. So let's assume I know a little about cars.

I called the shop the night before I came in to check the hours and see if they were okay just doing a diagnostic for me. I spoke to Steve, who was friendly and helpful...

When I brought my car over the next day, I was barely greeted by a man at the counter. He hardly looked at me the whole time I spoke to him. I explained that I just replaced my battery the previous night, and I wanted them to check the system to make sure it was charging correctly. The clerk asked me twice if I had been in there before, which I had not. He took my information and asked if there was anything else I needed. I told him that I wanted them to take a look at the engine temperature sensor, because I sometimes get weird readings from the gauge in the dash. It will be scorching heat and my gauge will barely show an increase, and other times it appears to be working normally.

The clerk looked at me like I was speaking Chinese. Trying to be helpful, I said, "You know, coolant temperature?" He called over the other person working at the desk and briefly mumbled a question like "...temperature sensor?" I explained it over again to the second guy, and added, "You know, if it's not working, that auxiliary fan isn't going to kick in..." Without responding to me directly, or even missing a beat, the second guy told the first guy, "Eighty five dollars."

I was a little stunned, because, $85?? Guy #1 asked if that was okay, and said they had to hook it up to the diagnostic computers, and it would probably be a while, blah blah blah. So I figured, okay, fine. He printed up an estimate and told me it would probably be a couple of hours. He DID ask me if I needed a ride home, but since I only live a couple of blocks away, I said I would just walk.

And then he didn't say anything... So I said, "So you'll call me when it's ready?" and he just gave me half a nod and looked back down at the counter. No thank you or anything. So I left.

About an hour later, I got a call from the station and the caller asked if it was okay if I talked to the technician working on my car. I said, "Sure." (For obvious reasons, I actually prefer that.) He told me my alternator was acually OVERcharging, and since it was making some noise too, it should probably be replaced. He then proceeded to explain the dangers of overcharging, etc etc, and I said fine, thanks. I asked him what the voltage reading actually was and it was 15.5-16 v. (Normal is around 14.)

Then he asked me about the temp sensor and I told him what I told the other guys. He asked some good questions, and we actually had a nice, intelligent conversation. This was the most positive experience of the day so far! He said they would give me a call again in a bit, and I thanked him for his time.

About an hour after that, I received a call from the service manager, who had the details of my diagnostics and a quote. First, the alternator.

The alternator was overcharging and would need to be replaced. However, it was almost all labor because they needed to remove the power steering pump to get to it. Their estimate:

SEVEN HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS.

My jaw dropped. Was he SERIOUS? That was the most far-fetched outrageous quote I think I've ever heard. I told him that about 6 years ago, I had the alternator replaced by the Saturn dealership. Now we all know that the dealership is the LAST place you're ever going to get a bargain. The dealership's total cost? $350, AND they had installed a brand new battery. The service manager's reply? "Oh, well, that's the price. It's very hard to get to."

They also estimated that the temperature sensor and thermostat needed to be replaced, and once again labor-related it would be ANOTHER SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS. At this point I knew they were out of their minds. The thing is in a relatively easy to get to place. I had gotten a quote from Saturn for $250 when they first discovered the sensor looked a bit corroded, but it wasn't a big problem right then.

So I asked the man on the phone if he was the service writer, and he said no, but he was the service manager. I was absolutely flabbergasted, and there was a silence of several seconds on the phone. He said I didn't have to make up my mind right now, and honestly he didn't think he could do it today. (He STILL thought I was going to get it done there!!!) I said regardless that I couldn't be without my car, so I would come pick it up tonight, and that I absolutely wanted a copy of that quote.

So when Craig got home from work, he dropped me off and went to get gas. I went in and the lady at the counter was helping someone else, but she acknowledged me and said it would be just a moment. However, guy #1 was still there and just got my paperwork out and called me over. Which was only the second positive experience of the whole day.

He told me that the diagnostics would be $100, and showed me my copy of the quote. Things I learned from the quote:

They added a coolant flush. They added a second set of diagnostics just like the ones I had just received. And they seriously believed I was going to pay $1600 for a job that AT THE DEALERSHIP wouldn't cost me more than $600!

I explained to guy #1 that I had brought with me my service bill from the first time I had the alternator replaced. See, $350. He just said, "Huh...Can I make a copy of that?" I told him go right ahead, and that maybe it will help them because not everyone would be like, "Okay, sure I'll pay $750 for this job." He just shrugged.

A brief exchange to pay for the diagnostics later, I was taking my car home.

No attempt to make things right.
No apology or explanation for trying to rip me off so heinously.
No effort to make adjustments or offer alternatives or suggestions.
Absolutely one of the lamest, most unfulfilling service experiences I've ever had.

Lessons and Resolutions?

Perhaps they would have treated my husband better. Maybe it's just the paranoia from being treated poorly at service stations for years and years, but it's hard to get away from that feeling.

Things I secretly knew about before I brought my car in to them:

1. You don't need to remove the PS pump on that car to get to the alternator. You can go in through the passenger side wheel well. A good tech with a lift can do the whole job in about 45 minutes.

2. I'm not really all that worried about the temperature sensor. In my car, running the AC switches on that aux fan, and I'll certainly be using the AC. However, malfunctioning can make the engine run a little screwy, and consequently also won't be good for gas mileage. Also, I don't think there's anything wrong with the thermostat. I'm pretty sure all I've got is a bad connector.

3. Yes, the alternator may have been overcharging a little. But it was a brand new battery. They do that sometimes when you put a new battery in because who knows how long that battery had been sitting on the shelf? It could have lost some charge and the alternator was trying to compensate a bit.

So I had to take a trip to NJ this weekend to see the family for my sister's suprise wedding shower. I told my dad about the whole thing. He was as shocked and appalled as I was, but glad that I stood up for myself.

We tested the voltage: 14.1 v.

The alternator WAS still making a whining sound though. He bought an alternator from Napa for $95, and we put it in. My final cost? A couple of hours of tech support for his computers! [Wink]

I still will need to get that temperature thing fixed, but I'd go back to the dealership before I'd go back to that shop...

Tuesday, August 8

The world stops when you don't leave the house.

Or at least it seems that way.

I work from home most days. This means great things for us: we save on gas money and/or me eating lunch out, I get a few chores and errands done sometimes in between job tasks, (it only takes a second to throw a load of laundry in), I can have dinner ready when Craig gets home from work, etc.

But there's a crazy amount of isolation that happens when you just don't SEE people. Sure I call and email people all day long. But I've always been a much bigger fan of face-to-face interaction.

Craig and I both have issues with the phone. I would rather drive over to a store to see what they've got than call them up and wait for some (usually clueless or ill-tempered) person to check on something for me. I would take a face-to-face meeting over a conference call any day. I'm working on getting over my issues, because in my business I have to, but it's still a challenge.

I had a nice breakfast meeting with my boss's boss last Thursday. It seems our team is going to be "restructured." It's possible we will have to reapply for our jobs. Some people, based on their previous performance, will be "less eligible" than others. If she and I had just had a phone call, I don't think it would have been the same meeting. She had prepared a little presentation handout to show me that kind of explained the whole thing. It was much easier to look her in the face and ask questions, and really gauge her response, than it ever would have been to gather all that over the phone.

So back to the original point... What if you don't see people for days and days? You end up in your own little bubble. Your own little self-referential hidey hole. A comfort zone of sorts where everything else outside of that is put on hold. It will still be there when you come out, and nothing will have changed.

Sunday, July 23

Disconnected, please try again.

I was watching Clerks II yesterday (for the third time!) and I feel a lot like Randal at the end, where he's lamenting how he doesn't want to have to start making new friends at his age. I feel the same way.

It's so much easier to become complacent, to live in your own insulated bubble.

Craig made a good point about it yesterday. He said that there are different stages in your life where you make friends. In school, it's the people you go to school with. When you're in college, it's the people you live with and take classes with because you have similar interests. When you get a job, it's the people you work with, and then when you have kids, you make friends with the parents of your kids' friends.

We moved in-between stages.

I had already made the work friends, and the people-with-similar-interests friends. Then we moved. Now I work from home most days, so my opportunities to meet people are much smaller. Even the days I do go to the office, my coworkers are all older than I am, or we just have absolutely nothing in common. They're nice enough acquaintances, but I probably wouldn't go further than have lunch with them one day.

We of course don't have children yet.

I'm still puzzled as to how grownups make friends. Especially ones that live in the wings like I do. I'm not like everyone else, and consequently, I've attracted a husband who's not like everyone else. We don't watch sports, or Desperate Housewives. We don't like going to bars or clubs and dancing. Our taste in music is even along the sidelines. The fact is, we're specialized in what we like.

So we spend a lot of time online. When your social network is the WORLD, the opportunities to find the commonalities are that much bigger. And we've made some really lovely online friends. But when the people you feel closest to on the inside are possibly on the other side of the continent or across the ocean, it doesn't really make for good dinner plans.

Saturday, July 22

Disconnected

Sometimes I think no matter how hard I try I will always be a solitary person.

It seems no matter how I make an effort, reach out to be social, chat it up with a person or two, I walk away alone.

I lived in Charlotte for 8 years and I can probably count on one hand the people I consider real friends. The people that I would go back to see. The people I know that if I said, "Come to my wedding - I know it's in NJ but please try" that would be there come hell or high water.

Sometimes it takes a long time to figure out who these people are. But when you do it's worth it.

I know too that the handful of real friends I do have understand me. They know if I go off for a little while and they don't hear from me, that everything's okay, and that they don't need to worry. They don't have to wonder if we're still friends. When I see them again, we just pick up where we left off, whether that was a week ago, a month ago or nearly a year.

They know that I will just go away for a while too. And they're okay with it.

I'm not much of a talker in a social setting. I'm much more of a listener. I love to have conversations with the kind of people who guarantee that there will never be an awkward silence. Whether that means that I'm listening to their story about the latest in their tragic love life, or just the great place they had lunch yesterday, it doesn't matter. I will sit and absorb it all. I'm a pretty active listener; I will take and feedback and ask questions and really wait to hear the answer. I just would rather listen to anyone speak than have to tell what I feel are really boring stories about myself.

There's that line from Fight Club where Marla says that no one listens, they're just waiting for their turn to speak. I've always strived to be the opposite of that.

And maybe that's why when I'm put on the spot I have a hard time being idly conversational. I come off as boring. I seem aloof. People worry that I'm judging them because I don't talk. Really, I'm just so interested in what THEY have to say, that I'm not even thinking about myself and what to say next.

Friday, March 31

Chain Mania

Have you ever been sucked in by a chain restaurant without ever realizing it was a chain? It's happened to me at least a few times.

When I was just out of high school, my friends and I went all the way out to Hazlet to go to the Macaroni Grill. We thought it was such a kick that they had these pieces of paper on the table that you could draw on while you waited for your food. The food was just okay, but...the entertainment value of that paper was priceless!

Now there's lots of places that do that of course. And then I started seeing that restaurant a lot more often.

When I lived in NC, I got sucked in by Carrabbas. Now there was some good food. They gave you a TON for a reasonable price. I used to take my parents there when they would visit.

Also a chain.

Then when I moved to Charlotte, I was really into PF Changs for a while. Mmm lettuce wraps.

Damn, also a chain.

Then there was Rock Bottom Brewery. How are you going to claim to be a micro-brewery when you're really a chain restaurant?? For shame.

At least those were honest, easy to make mistakes, and not like I got sucked in by the Hard Rock Cafe or something...

Wednesday, March 22

Henry Rollins, Genius

I'm the most blog-postin-lapse-tist person ever...

Well, since I have nothing creative to say today, I'm going to bite some words from my old favorite, Henry Rollins. He did one of those online interviews at the Washington Post back in January, and I just found it today. It's long, but I couldn't help but read it all. Enjoy!

Rollins Live

Henry Rollins
Actor, Musician, Spoken Word
Wednesday, January 11, 2006; 2:00 PM

Actor, musician and spoken word performer Henry Rollins was online Wednesday, Jan. 11, at 2 p.m. ET to discuss his career, pop culture, the news and anything that's on your mind.

Rollins has come a long way since growing up in D.C. He first made a name for himself as lead singer of '80s punk band Black Flag. Then, with his own Rollins Band and as an actor with appearances in movies ("Johnny Mnemonic", "Dogtown and Z-Boys") and TV. In the past decade, though, Rollins really hit his stride performing one-man spoken word shows -- addressing topics ranging from politics to the environment to sexuality to his own neuroses. He's also host of "Full Metal Challenge" on the Learning Channel and the upcoming (April 1) "Henry Rollins Show" on the Independent Film Channel. Since the beginning of the war in Iraq, Rollins has also toured with the USO to perform for troops in the Gulf.

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Washington, D.C.: You clearly know the difference between supporting a war, and supporting the people who have no choice but to fight in that war. What's your take on why so many Americans don't understand that you can support the troops without supporting the actual war ?

Henry Rollins: I think the president has done a very good job. Fox News has done a very good job and a lot of conservatives have done a very good job in blurring those lines. I think there was a concerted effort to make people who ask questions about the war seem unpatriotic. Which is completely offensive to me. Because you can't rationally attack someone who has a conflicting point of view any other way on this topic.

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Maryland: Hey Henry --

Two things: First, I wanted to thank you for something not mentioned in your introductory write-up, the fantastic stuff you've done with 2.13.61 publishing -- not only bringing us your words, but important works from writers ranging from Nick Cave to Joe Cole, from Iggy Pop to Hubert Selby.

Secondly, to get a little more irreverent, how did you wind up recording with the almighty Shatner, and what are your thoughts on the results?

Henry Rollins: The Shatner project was a request from Ben Folds, who is a great musician. He was producing an album for Shatner and asked if I would take part and I said life is too short -- and said sure.

What was interesting is that we had no song. We just went into the studio and recorded what happened. The result was great and I've spent a few evenings at the Shatner home since and it's been great. He's a very nice man.

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Washington, D.C.: Hi Henry,I'm curious about your thoughts on satellite radio and other avenues, such as blogging, that are now allowing us to exercise our right of free speech.

Henry Rollins: Satellite radio I think remains to be seen how well that's going to work. In theory I like it. I just don't know if people are going to dump traditional radio for it.

As far as blogging, I think it's great. Perhaps it'll teach Americans how to write, and form a sentence. And I think having an opinion is a very healthy thing and blogging gives people a chance to articulate without impacting much else on someone else's life.

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Arlington, Va.: I really enjoy your spoken word shows. I enjoyed the story of your train trip across Russia. My favorite was your story of going to see Kiss live.

I would give you a hug for all of your USO work.

The Question:Were you a vegetarian at one point? Did you give it up ? If so why?

Thanks

Henry Rollins: I am basically a vegetarian who will sometimes eat red meat when there's no other protein option. For example, in the middle of nowhere on a USO tour. Past that, I'm a vegetable and fish guy.

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Potomac Falls, Va.: How do you stay so healthy and train when your schedule calls for so much travel -- is it just finding a way to pump some weight, do cardio, stretch and eat well?

Henry Rollins: Eating well is becoming easier on the road as more places are health conscious. Gyms are easy to find anywhere there's electricity and traffic. Time is the hard part, but I do my best and I learned a long time ago that without recuperative sleep, good nutrition and constant exercise, this high stress lifestyle of traveling, etc., quickly takes a toll.

And how do I do it? I just see it as a very important thing and make sure I get it done.

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Washington, D.C.: Mr. Rollins,

How has the experience of growing up in the DC area affected your music/acting (i.e. are you more politically aware than if you grown up in Kansas)?

Where in Arlington did you live?

Thanks.

Henry Rollins: Growing up in D.C. affected me musically by nature of being in the D.C. music scene and having people like Ian Mackeye be such a heavy influence on me. My mother spent her whole career working in the government, basically trying to help Johnny to learn to read, so politics was always around me.

As far as my acting, I'm just trying to get through that day, so where I came from will not help or hinder. Fear of failure gets me over that wall.

In Arlington, I lived right behind right behind the Marriott on Pierce Street. The apartment building has apparently been leveled.

We all left home and migrated across the Key Bridge. I became an Arlingtonian. It was finances. I worked for $3.50 an hour in 1979.

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Arlington, Va.: Will a version of the Rollins Band tour again? When?

Henry Rollins: I hope so. And I am working towards that.

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Anonymous: Can you lift more than Joe Piscapo?

Henry Rollins: I doubt it and who cares.

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Sacramento, Calif.: How do you adapt your spoken word shows to international audiences? Do they get the stuff about Walmart or do you talk about the things that have more mass appeal (like your trip in Siberia)?

Henry Rollins: Good question. I do a lot of shows internationally. I am very aware of losing impact if I tell a story with too many "inside" references. So when in Germany, I leave out the Fox News names because I'm going to leave them behind if I talk about O'Reilly or Hannity. That is not to say that I dumb down the message, because the audience isn't stupid. But there's a way to have impact with an audience and concentrate on broader themes and that's where the travel stories come in marvelously.

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Silver Spring, Md.: Can you share with us one of your fondest memories from your childhood/teenagerhood with Ian MacKaye?

Henry Rollins: I think my fondest memory would just be having Ian as my friend for over 30 years and there's been so many good times, it'd be hard to pick out one. It is one of the good fortunes of my life to have him as my friend. He's truly inspirational to me. I often ask 'What would Ian do?' and he's been a great help to me.

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Washington, D.C.: Dear Henry,Why should we listen to you? What is your aim in adding your voice to the public discourse. Money, fame, responsibility or something else. I'm not saying that you're not intelligent and articulate but I'm thinking in more general terms. With the constant spin and occasional bald lying that are thrown around in today's public discourse why should we believe that you are not infected by the same insane bias and underlying agenda.

Henry Rollins: There's a great possibility I am somewhat infected. And I would never assume to be so important than anyone should stop what they're doing and listen to me. I do think I tell a pretty good story. Past that, your point is absolutely valid as far as could I be as corrupt as anyone I say I am against. Absolutely. But money or fame or an agenda are really not part of my agenda.

Freedom of speech and expression is what I'm after.

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Silver Spring, Md.: I just started reading "Devil's Knot : The True Story of the West Memphis Three" by Mara Leveritt. Are you still involved with the defendants? Has any progress been made in freeing the boys or obtaining retrials?

Henry Rollins: Yes, I'm still involved. There was today an alarming news byte where state governor Huckabee (of Arkansas) says in his opinion there has been no new info brought to light that would make the case in any way compelling to be retried. In light of the fact that DNA evidence from the crime scene was processed and from what I know the results are waiting to be analyzed, I don't know how he can say that. Those who find themselves interested in this case can go to the WM3.org Web site. Or read Mara Leveritt's very fine book.

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McLean, Va.: Henry,

I have seen several of your spoken word shows and really enjoy hearing about your travel adventures (I cannot enter an airport without thinking of your "standing in line" rant). What are your top three favorite places to visit and why?

Henry Rollins: Afghanistan, because while dangerous it is unbelievably fascinating to me -- historically and geographically. I have been there twice with the military via a USO tour, but given the opportunity, would love to stay for an extended period to learn more.

Parts of Africa I have visited have made me very curious and inspired and made me want to explore more.

The other very interesting place: Russia, where I visited five times and find the people, culture and history fascinating.

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Los Angeles, Calif.: While in Iraq did you perform classic Black Flag songs such as "Revenge," "No Values," and "Damaged"? And do you think you might become the next Bob Hope?

Henry Rollins: On USO tours I go on my own in what is called a handshake tour. Much like what Brad Pitt and George Clooney do -- you hang out, tell stories, crack them up, etc. No music has been performed as of yet.

As far as being the next Hope, we'll leave that to Wayne Newton's very capable dyed black coif.

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Silver Spring, Md.: Because you have been doing your spoken word tours for so long,you've covered numerous topics. Is there anything you regret saying or any major ideas or beliefs that you have completely changed on?

Henry Rollins: No. Not as far as spoken word. As far as life experience, the more laps you take around the track, hopefully your mind changes as you go. As a young man, I had a fairly narrow scope -- which is one of the great things of youth. As a middle aged man, I see a slightly bigger picture.

And those changes have always been aired on stage.

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New York, N.Y.: Henry,

In light of his recent passing, I was wondering if you could comment on Richard Pryor's standup and how it has perhaps influenced what you've tried to do with your spoken word shows.

Henry Rollins: There can't be enough accolades laid on Pryor as far as his bravery and what he did for the genre of comedy. As a young person, I remember those early records and he perhaps helped white America understand black America through comedy better than a lot of other attempts to bring Americans together.

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Henry Rollins: His bravery is not lost upon me.

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USO Shows: Are you allowed to say what you want on your USO shows, or do they ask that you keep your political (e.g. anti-war) views quiet? I hope the troops out there understand how many people are like us: supporting the troops and hating the politicians who put them in harm's way.

Henry Rollins: Great question. Believe it or not, never once have I been told to cool it or to not say exactly what I want. And I have. I also go out of my way to let these brave men and women know that no matter who Americans voted for, about 99.999 percent of America supports the troops. That no matter what an American's take on the war is, support for their safe arrival back home is absolute.

What is distressing is how many soldiers did not understand that and think they are hated at home.

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Silver Spring, Md.: Hi Henry,

What kind of music have you been listening to lately? How do you usually come across new music?

Henry Rollins: The first half of the question is way too broad. I like what I like and that seems to take in every genre of music I can think of -- even country western and techno -- where I'm not all that conversant.

How do I get music? Curiosity makes me buy CDs by the pound. Recommendations from people and things people very graciously send me. Basically, I am open to anything where the musicians have given their all to the piece.

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Sterling, Va.: Hi Henry,

Just got through reading Fanatic! and am psyched to hear that Harmony in my Head is back on the air. For those of us poor working stiffs on the East Coast who can't listen to the show live, are there any plans to archive the new shows so we can listen to them later? (The last one I can find online is Nov. 2004)

Really enjoyed the Birchmere show last fall, and look forward to seeing you again when you're next in town.

Henry Rollins: Yes. At http://www.rollins-archive.com/, started by a fan, she archives every show -- including last night's and you sleepy people can download the music.

Also, those who are curious, please go check out harmonyinmyhead.com for annotated notes of the songs and streaming information. I get letters from people all over the world who listen to the show.

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Washington, D.C.: I have been a big fan of yours for years -- I saw you with Black Flag, saw you again with the Henry Rollins Band (it was heaven seeing you and the Butthole Surfers back-to-back on the original Lollapalooza tour!), and have managed to catch a few of your spoken-word shows as well. I would like to know what inspired your move into the realm of spoken-word performance -- was it something that was always there inside you or did you have any sudden inspiration or "aha!" moment?

Henry Rollins: As a young person, there was always a premium put on being able to tell a great story. Amongst my friends being able to imitate everyone else and crack everyone up put you high up on the teen food chain. Of course, this is not unique, but I never lost my love of storytelling, imitating others, etc.

As a scrawny, Ritalin-addled youth in HS, which was all boys, I learned to stave off the beating, by making the gorilla laugh before geometry class. Hence, the opportunity to go on stage without a band, tell stories and express attitude, was extremely attractive to me when first offered in 1983.

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Aldie, Va.: Henry, in all your shows, books, music, you act like an angry guy and don't hesitate to say you are one. But you seem like such a nice guy, and would be willing to help anyone if you could. How do you reconcile the two personalities?

Henry Rollins: I don't think being helpful or nice doesn't allow you to be really pissed off. My anger is mostly a civically oriented one. I am tired of the little guy getting bullied by the rich, the mean and the opportunistic. This sentiment, of course, is not unique, so... anger is good when directed in a positive way and so, yes, on occasion I am a pretty nice guy, but I hold my anger in high regard. If it ever goes away I will know I have lost the plot.

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Ectomel, IA: Hi Henry. We share a common favorite band; Black Sabbath circa 1974. (How incredibly cool was it to be a supporting player in the genesis of that reunion?!)

I know you have been on close terms with Sharon and Ozzy, so what I wanna know is this; I have always read between the lines of Ozzy's seeming addle-headedness and thought that he was actually pretty smart and damned funny, too. What's your take? Is the Ozzy that you see on TV what you get, or is he crazy like a fox?

Henry Rollins: First question about how cool was it? Are you kidding?! It was very cool to be with Black Sabbath for their reunion shows in Birmingham, England.

As far as Ozzy. He is easily one of the most what you see is what you get people I've met. He's not putting on an act. Ozzy is Ozzy 24 hours a day. He is extremely childlike in that he has not lost his enthusiasm for music and life and he is tremendously big-hearted, which adds to his appeal to me and lots of other people.

Hence, his seemingly endless appeal decade after decade.

So, no, I don't think he's putting on an act.

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York, Pa.: Do you feel let down by the apathy displayed by the younger generation in the face of war, America's ever declining worldwide reputation and heightening governmental invasion of privacy?

Henry Rollins: Those are three different topics.

Apathy. I think we are curing that problem. I think our newest crop of teenagers may be the most energized and politically aware young people we've had for quite some time. And that is why I am optimistic for the future of America.

America's reputation. President Bush has set America, in my opinion, on a very dangerous course. We are drawing lines in the sand and appearing as bullies in places where people will push back. Everyone knows this. The only thing that lifts my spirits in this depressing situation is our young people and their desire to turn things around and seek a better, peaceful and more rockin' situation.

Privacy. Good question. I don't know exactly where I sit on that, being someone with nothing to hide. If national security is at stake, I think extraordinary measures must be employed. What bugs me about Bush and his wiretaps is that he could have done it legally and chose not to.

Any of those wiretaps he sought, he could've gotten those warrants perhaps overnight, but his administration's arrogance and seeming attitude of "the rules do not apply" makes me pretty angry.

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Silver Spring, Md.: Henry-

You always thank Mitch Bury of Adams, Mass., on your liner notes. I used to live in Adams, Mass. Who is he? I always thought he was a voice coach to help you with your singing, but I know there has to be a better story. So what is it?

Henry Rollins: Mitch Bury was Black Flag's road manager and very close friend of the band and myself. His family still lives on Crandall Street and I've just had a long friendship with Mitch Bury and to this day still see him, keep in contact with him and keep up my tradition of thanking Mitch Bury from Adams, Mass., on everything I put out.

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Washington, D.C.: I'm in my early 30s and I'm pretty angry too. Do you think it has more to do with your personal make up or do you think it has to do with this issues of today? If it's the later, has your angry grown worse or stayed the same?

Henry Rollins: I think in my case at least it is a combination of both. I was an angry kid, an angry adolescent and am now an angry adult. Many factors have probably been a part of this. Washington, D.C., was an intense place to be young person in the '70s and '80s. As a child in the '60s, watching the riots, it had a profound effect on me. In my opinion, to be a conscientious American, you should be pretty damn angry.

Until things are perfect, we need to keep working. Anger and dissatisfaction are great fuel for change and betterment.

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Henry Rollins: Yes, and my anger grows daily.

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Anonymous: Since the White House staff is known to read these discussions, what would be your reaction should the Defense Department decide not to invite you back on another tour?

Henry Rollins: That would be sad and patently un-American.

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Kensington, Md.: I saw you doing a MTV video countdown years back and when you had to introduce a video from U2, you rolled your eyes in apparent sarcasm as you talked about the band. As a U2 fan, I always thought that was hilarious. Did you just never get them or their music?

Henry Rollins: While I applaud Bono's humanitarian efforts with great admiration, I think the music is for those who have lost their will to rock.

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Arlington, Tex.: Henry, enjoyed watching you speak when you came through Texas.

Do you think invention of online music stores is good for the artists?

I think you should look into using the Internet to get your masses more talking shows. It would remove any middle men that want to get in the way. The Pearl Jam guys have devised a great system to get bootleg music to their fans. Check it out.

Henry Rollins: I think the Internet has been great for musicians as far as bringing people to their music cheaply and efficiently. Hopefully, getting people who would would have never heard the music to hear it... which is what music is all about. Music wants to be heard. I do have a whole line of CDs that I sell from my Web site that never go to retail, which are extremely cheap and $1 from each sale goes to different charities.

So, dear writer, I do check it out and I thank you.

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Washington, D.C.: Henry-

Do you keep up at all with the DC music scene? Have you heard our radio lately? It's horrible....

What cities have the best radio for progressive/alternative rock that you've heard, and do any of those stations stream online??

Henry Rollins: Okay. Yes, I keep up with the local DC music scene as best I can. Being a semi-frequent visitor to my beloved hometown, I go to as many gigs as I can. I will confess I do not listen to much radio, preferring my own record collection to that of a radio station. All I know is the music's always good on my show and the station I'm on does stream -- Indie 103.1.

As to what any other station is doing, I'm unaware.

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Crete, Ill.: Henry, how did the idea come together for your film critiquing show on IFC?

Henry Rollins: The idea was that of Swift River Productions. Although they will not admit it, I know I was not their first choice. They came to me and pitched what basically became the show, since I love film, have an opinion on why I like and dislike them, and have done quite a bit of acting in film, they thought this might be interesting to me. It was, we made a pilot, IFC liked it, we made a season, they asked for another season, which we're already in pre-production on now.

And so far it has been really great. The name of the show has changed from "Henry's Film Corner" to the "Henry Rollins Show" and will now be weekly instead of monthly. There will be live music, some of the acts like Sleater-Keaney and John Doe, they're performances already in the can. Slayer and other acts are imminent.

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Henry Rollins: I can't thank you enough for all of your questions, your enthusiasm, your interest. It may sound cheesy, but I mean every word of that.

Also, being stranded out here in LA, it is very nice to see the names of the towns these letters are coming from (Arlington, etc.), cuz I really miss that part of the world every day I'm not there.

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UPDATED 1.12.06

Herndon, Va.: Your "Tom Waits Story" remains one of my most prized MP3's of all time. It's truly one of the funniest and best told stories I've ever heard. My Question is have you ever considered re-labelling what you do and using the More accessible term "stand up comedy" rather than the off-putting (to some anyway) "spoken word"?

Hnery Rollins: I have never liked that term either. I sure didn't come up with it! If I saw "An evening of spoken word with . . ." on a flyer I would run the other way in fear of being bored to death. That being said, I admire stand-up comedy and am a fan of the good ones but wouldn't want to have to make people laugh all the time. There's some stuff that's just not funny and I want to address that stuff without having to make light of it. Also, that circuit seems pretty intense in a way that's unappealing to me. Even a guy like George Carlin who's a pal and someone I greatly admire, must feel some pressure to keep the laughs going. I don't think I would fare well in that environment.

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Los Angeles, Calif.: Do you think soldiers might be mistaken about America's support for the troops as a result of broadcasters such as Rush Limbaugh, who equate any dissent with treason and loathing for our soldiers? Where else would they get that wrong impression?

Henry Rollins: I definitely think that sentiment is propagated by those who are for one reason or another, in favor of what's happening in Iraq. I don't know how much of America is swayed by radio and television pundits and their opinions. I think the Bush Administration has done a lot of work, with evident success, to weld 9/11 to Iraq, Osama to Saddam, the response to the September attacks to preemptively strike Baghdad. If you don't diligently follow the spin and look at the real information, you could think anyone critical of the efforts in Iraq to be a negative influence. I am not saying though, that the TV/Radio right don't have an effect. They do. Your Hannity's are very forceful and their narrowness of scope often works to their advantage in attacking large topics. If you can fit it on a bumper sticker, it's not a reason to go to war. Novak left CNN and went to Fox! What a surprise!

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Detroit, Mich.: I'm watching the Supreme Court nominations, while reading this online interview/blog -- and a question came to mind. Do you feel that the administration, as a whole, has done so much damage that it cannot be undone, or do you believe with a shift in power and a change in those who have it will lead to an eventual rebirth in American politics in which people, again, have a voice in their own government. And I commend you on your work with the USO. You're doing the individuals and the country a great service.

Henry Rollins: Only my opinion here but I think the Bush Administration has put us on an aggressive and dangerous course in South and Central America and the Middle East and parts of Asia most certainly. To me, they demonstrate the actions of men who have not been in many or any fights. They either don't understand or seem to care that there's always someone who will hit back or at least take their best shot at whom they consider to be the schoolyard bully. I'm not saying we should hug a terrorist today but we should definitely do something in an attempt to understand where all this anger comes from and go to that as one of our measures against further terrorist attacks. It's hard enough fighting an enemy that doesn't mind dying. I am however, hopeful. My hope comes from all the young people I meet. The level headed, energized people I meet who really want to address the hard questions and do something. I think we are headed for a dramatic and historic turning of the tide in our life time. That is to say, something's gonna give.

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Portland Ore.: Henry, I've been a fan of yours since about 1991 when your spoken word helped me get through boarding school and broke me of my angst. I no longer blamed other people for my problems and looked toward myself. I can tell that the problems in this world bug you. They bug me too. Every time you come to Portland, inevitably someone yells that you should run for president. My question is this: Why don't you run for an elected office? You're intelligent, you relate to people and you kick ass. Isn't it time that you step up and live to YOUR full potential? I think Washington could use a little more punk rock than just the 9:30 club.

Henry Rollins: Damn do I love your city. I had a great time there the other night. I appreciate your confidence. I am however in no way cut out for office. I am of highschool education and I don't think I could do anyone any favors in that arena. Also, I really think I get some good things done being on the street and on the move. I think there's a lot more latitude out here than in an elected office. As far as living up to my potential, well, I'm not sleeping on that front, I assure you. Thanks.

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McLean, Va.: I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all your work with the USO and your efforts to bridge the gap of misunderstanding that has been created (and exploited) regarding the difference between supporting the troops and supporting the war. I have had numerous "discussions" with people who, because of my open opposition to the war and to the Bush administration, have accused me of not supporting the troops and even of being a traitor to my country. These discussions often end soon after I inform them that I served for four years with the U.S. Army Special Forces. While it is handy to have this trump card available, it saddens and angers me that it is even necessary to play it. I served and fought for freedom of expression, freedom of thought, freedom of association, and the freedom to dissent -- much of what you seem to be fighting for in your way. I think you are doing an excellent job and I wish more power to you.

Henry Rollins: Thank you and thank you for your service. Yeah, it's too bad you have to pull out your SF card. To me, being a traitor is having a party and cracking open the champagne whenever there's U.S. fatalities or blowing up something here at home. I don't know anyone who is remotely like that. Quite the opposite. When we lost that Black Hawk the other day, it's a year ruiner as far as I'm concerned. As far as being critical of an Administration, someone better be, even the ones who voted it into office. How else will we learn, be safe, not repeat mistakes, etc. Again, thank you.

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California: Would you describe Bukowski as a Slurred Word Artist? Also, if anger is properly channeled, such as in your case, is it still anger, or something else?

Henry Rollins: Those Bukowski books were fun to read when I was in my 20's. A great ride. Good question about the anger. It is perhaps something else, an awareness, a catalyst. All I know is, when everything seems to be going well, it feels like a scam!

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Washington, D.C.: Henry, I have long been a fan of yours, and you have certainly inspired me to be the independent person I am. Unfortunately life does not always allow this luxury. How do you cope with situations where individuality is not easily welcomed, i.e. politically or socially?

Henry Rollins: I guess it is a luxury come to think of it. When I encounter a confrontational situation, I usually run right at it. Where are you living? China, Arkansas?

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Rockville, Md.: Hi Henry -- why everytime I see you do you have a black shirt? How many of those you own?

Henry Rollins: I wear a black one onstage because it hides the sweat but most of the time I wear a gray t shirt. It matches my hair. It's my way of going with it.

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Santa Fe, N.M.: A case can be made that the Beatles played a major role in the fall of the Soviet bloc, do you think this a true and if so do you feel that any of today's music could cause change in the Middle East?

Henry Rollins: A case can be made that adult diapers played a major role in the fall of the Soviet bloc. I don't think it was the Beatles. I like that idea though. I think it was a lot of people wanting what their neighbors in the West have had for so long and all the stuff that comes with it. Mafia, corruption, MTV, all the good stuff. I have always maintained that if we dropped tons of Ramones CDs on Israel and Palastine perhaps we could get somewhere. I am more than willing to use music to cool out the Middle East. Let's send in George Clinton and the P-Funk Allstars as the first wave, wait for the smoke to clear and then we come over the hill with Sabbath. Or, you could assault them with Britney Spears and they might just freak out and lose it completely. Honestly, I don't think music can do much to change anything. If it could, then it would have happened with all those great Dylan and Marley songs.

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Detroit, Mich.: As many others, Black Flag made some of the most powerful music I ever listened to. Are you still at all in touch with Greg Ginn?

Henry Rollins: I saw Greg in 1989. I guess that's a long time ago. He wrote some of the best songs I have ever heard. I don't really know what he's up to now.

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Washington, D.C.: What was it like being interviwed by Stacy Peralta for the Dogtown documentary?

Henry Rollins: That was an all time great experience. I had not seen him in a long time and it was so cool to have him over at my office. He's a 100 percent great guy and someone I have admired since I was a teenager. I think I met him in the late 70's the first time and over the years would run into him here and there. It was great to be part of that documentary. Ian MacKaye and I got a credit on the film as contributors of some of the Jay Adams footage you see in Dogtown as we shot that stuff on my Super-8 camera many years ago.

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Washington, D.C.: I know that there are some books describing your role in the history of the D.C. Punk scene, but have you written your own memoirs of those days?

Henry Rollins: I have written about some of those times here and there in books I have done but not in one concentrated effort. I have taken a lot of notes, trying to remember everything I could as those were some of the best times I have ever had. I still remember those days with a great deal of fondness.

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Anonymous: Is there a release date for "Feast"?

Henry Rollins: Quite honestly, I have no idea. After I am done with a film, I never look back. I am only there for the work. What happens to it after I'm done is not really all that Important to me as there's nothing I can do about it and usually I am of such low level in a film, no one tells me anything. I don't get invited to the premier most of the time.

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Silver Spring, Md.: Henry, do you still skate?

Henry Rollins: No. I wish I had the knees left to but I don't.

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Washington, D.C.: Henry, Thanks for doing this chat. These are always a lot of fun and they get me through the work day. I read somewhere that you were in that terrible movie, St. Elmo's Fire, as a guy behind the counter at Haagen Daaz. Is this at all true? Were you simply behind the counter as they were filming? Is this a complete figment of my imagination?

Henry Rollins: Thanks. No. I was never in that film. You have a vivid imagination though. Had they asked me to be in it, I would have done it. I am always seeking gainful employment.

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Northern Virginia: During your lifetime technology and the Internet have changed radically in ways that impact all of the work you've done (music, writing, movies). Having heard Ian on a roundtable discussion last year, I'm curious to hear what your feelings are about music piracy and the like. Also, have you noticed these things have taken a bite out of your income stream? Also, do you have an iPod (or similar device)? If yes, what's on it?

Henry Rollins: I do not lose any sleep about anyone downloading anything I have done. I am told by young people that they download my talking records for free all the time. They sometimes apologize and ask if I am going to attack them. I always say to them what I will say to you: There have always been mechanisms in place to keep the artist from his or her pay. Be it the club owner, agent, manager or record company. Now, it's the fans too. Why should they be left out?! The bottom line is, I would rather be heard than paid and no, I willl not chase you down the street for my 35 cents. Unfortunately, some of the records that people download of mine have part of the money made going to charities so in a way, they're working negatively against some organizations they would probably really dig. And, I'm not the only one in the band so they are also taking from others, some of them with kids. As far as what money all that takes from me, I don't make much money from records and I don't really check to see what I make on them and I am certainly not going to go after someone for a few bucks. I would have loved to have heard what Ian had to say about all that. He always has an interesting take on things. I have three ipods for different places and they are full of all kinds of music. I have the 60 gig ones so I can take a lot of music out with me on the road. They are a great thing.

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Washington, D.C.: Henry, I love your writing and spoken word work. How much time on average do you spend every day writing?

Henry Rollins: Thanks. It depends on what I am doing. If I am doing a movie or TV thing, not much as the 12-14 hour day will be enough to drop me. The USO tours are hard to write on because of the exhaustion factor at the end of the day. On a good day, up to 8+ hours on and off. Most of the time, at least three. There are days at a time when I don't get anything done because of obligations and schedules. I have been writing a lot lately. More than usual.

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Sterling, Va.: Henry, I recently read Roomanitarian and loved it. Do you plan on appearing in more films this year?

Henry Rollins: You liked that book?! What are ya, a nut?! Thanks. I have no film plans for this year so far but something might come up in the summer as I will be in LA a lot working on stuff. It's not anything I persue all that hard. There are two films that I was in that are to come out at some point this year. Feast and Alibi.

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Bethesda, Md.: Hi Henry, I was wonder if you have noticed any differences in either the troops you see or the condition of the Iraq people and country in your multiple visits. Do you think it's getting worse or better? Certainly it has to be tough on the many troops who are doing their second on even third tours of Iraq.

Henry Rollins: I have only been to Iraq once. I have been to Afghanistan and Kyrgyzstan twice so far. When I was in Iraq, I met people who were two months in country and 14 months in country. The year-plus ones were the ones Rumsfeld held back for an unspecified period. They were angry. A lot of them had children they had not met yet. The ones who were in a couple of months were very focused and wired. I know at this point, there are people going into their third rotation there. I don't know what their morale will be like. Probably good. These are highly trained, highly motivated people. I am continually amazed at how great the troops are. It's very inspiring to be around them. As far as Iraq, I was told, when I was there at least, that there's more electricity in a lot of regions than ever before. That was the only progress report I was told about. That being said. I have seen a lot of reports that say exactly the opposite of what I was told so I don't know the answer to that one. Some parts of Iraq I saw were beautiful. I hope the place comes back all the way.

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Bethesda, Md.: Henry I read somewhere that you attended Bullis HS and a teacher there was very instrumental in your decision to pursue an artistic career. Can you tell us about that? My kids attend Bullis and love it, but I wonder why I haven't heard your name mentioned there. Have they ever asked you back for anything?

Henry Rollins: I did go there. I had an English teacher who was very cool to me. I would write stories about blowing the school up and burning it to the ground and give them to him and he would help me with the sentences but told me to never show them to others. He said creative writing was good. I was very frustrated in that place. A good school but I didn't have a good time. I was asked many times to come on campus and speak over the years. I always politely declined and some years ago, they got the message. I have never been back since the day I graduated in 1834. It was a long time ago.

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Washington, D.C.: So now that you are a big time Hollywood guy, when are they going to make you a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador?

Henry Rollins: As soon as I get a show on Scare America the home of Aggressive Talk Radio.

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KC: Have you read any good books lately?

Henry Rollins: I really learned a lot from Ahmed Rashid's book "Taliban." I just finished reading Bulgakov's "Master and Margarita" again. Those were great.

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Chicago, Ill.: I was really excited when you started 2.13.61 because it looked like you were going to reissue some old records worth listening to. I got the 30 seconds over DC comp, Trouble Funk live joint, and recently picked up the Negative Trend EP, do you have any other old gems in the works? Also which spoken word CD is your favorite?

Henry Rollins: I have some old stuff lined up but I am still working out the deals on them so it will take a while to get it all together. Best thing to do is check in on the site now and then or get on our mailing list and we'll let you know about releases if you like. 21361.com is the address. A favorite talking record of mine? I don't know. I make them and then make the next one. I don't really think about them as far as favorites.

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Raleigh, N.C.: Hiya Henry! What's your take on the separation of Church and State? Rock on!

Henry Rollins: I hope they stay well away from each other for the sake of all sane people in America.

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Woodbridge, Va.: With the recent revelations of the JT Leroy and James Frey being frauds, do you feel the literary world is fast becoming like the art world of the 1980's? Do people prefer entertainment to the truth? Or are JT Leroy and Mr. Frey using the tools of the culture against its ambassadors (Oprah, noted journalists, magazines, celebrity friends, etc...)? Consumer culture will purchase their products regardless.

Henry Rollins: If James Frey, a former drug addict made up some things in his book, anyone who would be surprised should maybe get a reality check. As far as books like that, if you liked it, got something from it, who cares if it's true? If you have to watch Oprah Winfrey to get your reading list, you deserve any literary hardships that come your way. A lot of people prefer fantasy to the truth. Wait until the upcoming State of the Union Address!

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Washington, D.C.: Do you believe Nick Zedd's work has proved influential to your own? And if so, in what way? Do you plan any co-projects with Zedd. Additionally I was surprised to hear that you were on the Stern show. How was that and what precipitated your appearance?

Henry Rollins: Nick is great but quite honestly, the only thing I have ever gotten through was his book. I have never been able to hang all the way through the films. I tried but couldn't do it. So, I don't think there's been any influence and I certainly have no plans to do anything with him. I have been on Stern's show twice and always found him to be alright to me. They asked and I went. I'd go again. I don't mind Howard. His thing with women at first bugged me but now I see he's just infantile on that front and not misogynistic. I didn't get that at first. I think he'd be the first to admit that. I like the guy.